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Punxsutawney Phil Groundhog Day Rant

Filed under: Bizarre News,Holidays — Tags: , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 12:37 pm 2008 February 1

Chuck the Woodchuck, Punxsutawney Phil’s Chicago cousinFebruary 2 is Groundhog day. If Punxsutawney Phil sees his shadow, then there’s six more weeks of winter. If he does not, well then what? Winter is over? –and what is with that? Do woodchucks even look at their shadow? What if Phil comes out of his hole and is facing the sun? He won’t even see his shadow. Does it count then? Top that with the fact that we have never seen a primer on Woodchuck Speak. Is it a series of clicks or something? Morse code?

Let’s get past the “Who speaks woodchuck” debacle to the next question. Did you feed your woodchuck this winter? Is he a happy woodchuck? Was the wife (more…)