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How to Stop NIU Style Massacres

Filed under: Crime,Education — Tags: , , , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 12:24 pm 2008 February 15

Three Point Plan:

1. Enact legislation that requires gun ownership, then make it illegal to draw guns in public. If you draw you gun in public, you risk a 10 year prison sentence unless it is in verifiable self-defense. With approximately 150 students in the hall at the time of the shooting, how many holes would this NIU shooter have in him before he fired a second shot?

2. Enact Legislation that bans publicizing the name of the perpetrator. There’s got to be some morbid fame seeking behavior here that can be easily avoided. If a nut-job knew he would not have (more…)