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John McCain: Terrorists Might Try to Sway Election

Filed under: Politics — Tags: , , , , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 1:07 pm 2008 March 15

Newsflash: in Springfield, Pennsylvania yesterday; John McCain says he worries that terrorists might try to sway elections. Hey John, don’t you think that has already happened? He goes further to say that the sway will take place in the form of increased attacks in Iraq.


Terrorists are going to continue their attacks in Iraq no matter the election. If they were truly interested in swaying the elections to their favor, most agree (more…)

Jack Nicholson Hillary Clinton Video

Filed under: Celebrities,Politics — Tags: , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 12:00 am 2008 March 4

This is just great. Leave it to jack to put together a video for Hillary Clinton. We all know that Hollywood celebrities are not always the best judges of our country leadership, but maybe we should make an exception for Jack. Here’s Johnny:

We’ll keep you informed of this and other entertaining news.

Why Hillary Will Lose

Filed under: Politics — Tags: , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 9:13 am 2008 February 22

There are three front runners for the office of President of the United States of America. John McCain, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton. There are pro’s and con’s off all three Candidates. Every four years it is the lesser of the evils. Here’s why Hillary’s probably not going to make it:

1. She Screams her points. Someone apparently got this message to Hillary. Do you remember the speeches from Iowa? People who are trying too hard to motivate an audience do that loud talking. Hillary clips always showed that screaming. Not becoming for (more…)

Super Fat Tuesday

Filed under: Politics,Religion — Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 8:05 am 2008 February 5

As if we needed another excuse to drink. Today is the day before Ash Wednesday, also known as Fat Tuesday or Mardi Gras. Catholics say it’s the last chance to have a good sinning with food, drink, and debauchery before their 40 day fast begins –ending on Easter Sunday. It’s a pretty easy fast. You get to eat pretty much anything you want, anytime you want, except for Fridays when you can’t eat meat. You get to replace your protein fix with fish. It’s not like Ramadan, where you don’t get to eat for a full month while the sun is shining.

The Muslim fast is probably better for (more…)