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AbbieJane Swogger Hotel Sex and Drugs Party

Filed under: Bizarre News,Crime — Tags: , , , , , , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 3:05 pm 2008 February 26

Cops bust a party at a New Kensington Pennsylvania Clarion hotel just outside of Pittsburg, only to find seven Highland high school students and a 34 yearl old ex-exotic dancer and teacher’s aid hosting the party.

Mark Glogowski, of the Tarentum Pennsylvania police department told Fox News that there was empty beer cans in the hotel room, and there were condom wrappers. There were also allegations (more…)

Find the Tom Cruise Scientology Video

Filed under: Bizarre News,Celebrities,Religion — Tags: , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 12:59 pm 2008 January 15

The Tom Cruise Scientology video was on youTube.com yesterday before it was promptly taken off.  theFutonPoncho was able to find a source that had copied the video and presented it on their website. He uses strange acronyms like SP which is supposed to mean “Suppressive Person” and KSW, meaning “Keep Scientology Working” Just want the world needs… an acronym religion.

Here are some Excerpts:

    “You’re either on board or you’re not on board”
    “We are the authorities on getting people off drugs”
    “We are the authorities on improving conditions”
    “We can rehabilitate criminals”
    “We can bring peace an unite cultures”

You can find the website that is still presenting it by following the link at (more…)

Vytorin Doesn’t Work

Filed under: Business,Health,Investment News — Tags: , , , , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 9:31 am

The popular cholesterol lowering drug Vytorin just doesn’t work. That’s according to the head of Cardiology at the prestigious Cleveland Clinic. Not a popular stand to take when a drug company has 5 billion in sales at stake.

Vytorin is a combination of two drugs, Ezetimibe and Simvastatin. Simvastatin is also known by the genric name Zocor, and costs much less than a dollar. Zocor appears to be the more (more…)