I may have found Stacy Peterson’s Blue Barrel?

Posted on April 22, 2008
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I may have found Stacy Peterson’s Blue Barrel? This story submitted by Dave the Gitride.com guy

This is a picture of the Blue Barrel Located on The I&M Canal Towpath

I ride the Grand Illinois Trail. I do it almost every day -weather permitting. The Illinois and Michigan Canal joined Lake Michigan with the Illinois River and eventually to the Mississippi river in the mid 1800’s. By some accounts, the I&M canal made Chicago the Midwest trade center that it is today. As the railroad took over as the preferred means of transportation, the trail fell into disrepair. In the last couple of decades it has been rediscovered as a nature preserve and has a bike path that follows it almost the whole length (at least 70-80 miles of it anyway.) Along the path it would not be Read more

We Found the Jesus Christ Formula

Posted on March 31, 2008
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This is a picture of Jesus Christ face shot from caws.ws theFutonPoncho staff have been scurrying in feverish preparation for the events surrounding the Chicago Cubs Home Opener, so please excuse the neglect. We’ll be back sometime next week. In the meantime, we thought it was important to let you know that we’ve discovered the Jesus Christ Formula, and thought you might like it too. Here’s the link.

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Ritalin and Aderall lead to Harder Drugs

Posted on March 26, 2008
Filed Under Bizarre News, Entertainment, Movie News | 1 Comment

Dennis Hopper True Romance clip scene Sicilian Liars and Truth
Picture Dennis Hopper in the scene from the Quentin Tarantino movie True Romance,” yea, it’s a fact, hey… now I’m quoting history here…”

Wasn’t it a few years back we were all hearing how Marijuana and alcohol use leads to harder drugs? –and by harder drugs it was usually understood

they meant heroin? Er wait, not Alcohol, that just leads to peculiar bumps in the female anatomy and liver disease in both sexes. Maybe the first part explains why it is still legal, but we digress.

The new word on the street is that Attention deficit drugs like Ritalin and Aderall are leading people to experiment with Read more

Prison Terms for Eye Exams

Posted on March 26, 2008
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theFutonPoncho may be gear to wear when your head is in the air, but it might also be something you put on to shield you from the outrageousness of everyday life in America. Everywhere you turn, laws are being enacted to “protect us” from the outside world. Has anyone thought to take into account how are they going to enforce all these laws?

Illinois legislature recently passed a law requiring parents to have their children pass an eye exam before they are allowed to attend school. The wording on the street is that optometrists are “worried” about Read more

Elliot Spitzer Naked Pictures

Posted on March 20, 2008
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Ashley Dupree and Elliot Spitzer collage

All you need to do is see the 1996 movie The People vs. Larry Flynt where Woody Harrelson plays Hustler Magazines Boss Larry Claxton Flynt Jr. and you’ll understand why Larry is probably hands down one of the best examples of a true fit for an all time futonponcho award. Most people know that Larry offered Ashley Alexandra Dupre one million dollars to appear in his magazine, but get this: Playgirl “Mangazine” is offering one million dollars to Elliot Spitzer to pose for them. Who says Larry doesn’t still have what it takes to be a first mover.Playgirl, playing on the fact that Elliot will likely need Read more

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