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		<title>Atlas Shrugged Movie Part One Voting Now Open</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 01:42:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Atlas Shrugged Movie Part One Voting Now Open, Who is John Galt, and If you had a blockbuster how would you feed it to the public? In two servings of course, you&#8217;d want to really milk them for everything they can spare. You&#8217;ve got to hand it to David O. Selsnick&#8230; What? Giving us &#8220;Gone [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Atlas Shrugged Movie Part One Voting Now Open, Who is John Galt, and If you had a blockbuster how would you feed it to the public? </p>
<p>In two servings of course, <span id="more-215"></span>you&#8217;d want to really milk them for everything they can spare. You&#8217;ve got to hand it to David O. Selsnick&#8230;  What? Giving us &#8220;Gone with the Wind&#8221; in one big three scoop serving was just not capitalist you say? What was he thinking? </p>
<p>Why not make it a miniseries or do a Kill Bill and really squeeze every dollar possible. I swear. That is undoubtedly what Ayn Rand would have done! Kudo&#8217;s.</p>
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		<title>RSA Video Language as a Window to Human Nature</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 22:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[RSA Video Language as a Window to Human Nature and Social Relations A brief 10 minute lecture on language with live drawings of cartoons as the video portion of the speech. Refers to situations in the movie &#8220;Fargo&#8221; and &#8220;When Harry Met Sally.&#8221; Well done. Definitely Go Big Screen Original Video Here: http://comment.rsablogs.org.uk/videos/ addthis_url = [...]]]></description>
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<p>A brief 10 minute lecture on language with live drawings of cartoons as the video portion of the speech. Refers to situations in the movie &#8220;Fargo&#8221; and &#8220;When Harry Met Sally.&#8221; Well done. <span id="more-204"></span></p>
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Definitely Go Big Screen<br />
Original Video Here: <a href="http://comment.rsablogs.org.uk/videos/">http://comment.rsablogs.org.uk/videos/</a></p>
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		<title>Can Microbial Remediation Stop the Gulf of Mexico Oil?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Key Question is can Microbial Remediation on a massive scale stop the Gulf of Mexico oil spill problems? With the Recent Oil Spill in the Gulf why isn’t British Petroleum using more bio remediation in their plans to stop the harmful effects of the oil spill? Here’s a youtube video explaining the process: Try [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Key Question is can Microbial Remediation on a massive scale stop the Gulf of Mexico oil spill problems? With the Recent Oil Spill in the Gulf why isn’t British Petroleum using more bio remediation in their plans to stop the harmful effects of the oil spill?</p>
<p>Here’s a youtube video explaining the process:</p>
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<p>Try a google search for something like </p>
<p> Microbial Remediation Oil problems </p>
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<p>and nothing comes up. Problems to this technology just don’t seem to exist! And it is less expensive according to the video. What is stopping our government and BP from installing these measures post haste? Oil is now staining Daupin Island, Alabama, the coastline in Louisiana and it will not be long before the southern beaches of Florida will be affected. Imagine what they’ll have to rename Clearwater? Sludgewater? And the smell of true crude is awful. This is not your used refined oil smell that you might take out of your car, That is basically odorless. Imagine a sludge that is formed of, and smells like death and decomposition. Transocean employees surely know this as they were working on the oil rig that exploded. Deepwater Horizon is the new Exxon Valdez, supplanted in infamy based on the size of the massive spill off American waters. </p>
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		<title>United Airlines Breaks Guitars and Promises. Fly the Friendly Skies.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dave Carrols Taylor Guitar is smashed by United Airlines and they say "Tough Treble Notes Dave." Mr. Taylor Responds here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t you just love it when someone calls an Airline on their mishandling of people, let alone their luggage?</p>
<p>&#8220;Musician Dave Carroll  recently had difficulty with United Airlines. United apparently damaged his  treasured Taylor guitar during a flight. Dave spent over 9 months trying to  get United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom  Taylor guitar..  </p>
<p>During his final exchange with the  United Customer Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no  choice other than to create a music video for youtube exposing their lack  of cooperation.  The Manager responded : &#8220;Good luck  with that one, pal&#8221;.  So he posted a retaliatory video on  youtube.  </p>
<p>The video has since received over  7.5 million hits. United Airlines contacted the  musician and attempted settlement in exchange for pulling the video.  Naturally his response was: &#8220;Good  luck with that one, pal&#8221;.</p>
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		<title>I Want Some Tarp</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I want some tarp video. If you didn’t already know, Tarp stands for Troubled Assets Relief Program. It was about 750 billion dollars. The Bush administration spent half of it and left the other half for the Obama Administration. It will be interesting to see the results. The song is certainly spot on. We’ll keep [...]]]></description>
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I want some tarp video. If you didn’t already know, Tarp stands for Troubled Assets Relief Program. It was about 750 billion dollars. The Bush administration spent half of it and left the other half for the Obama Administration. It will be interesting to see the results. The song is certainly spot on.</p>
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