I Want Some Tarp

I want some tarp video. If you didn’t already know, Tarp stands for Troubled Assets Relief Program. It was about 750 billion dollars. The Bush administration spent half of it and left the other half for the Obama Administration. It will be interesting to see the results. The song is certainly spot on. We’ll keep [...]

Bush Shoe Throw Grave Insult

If he threw his laptop PDA, phone, balled up socks, or anything else, it is less of an insult in the Arab world? –or any world for that matter? I guess he could have thrown rice. Then he might have just looked like a confused wedding crasher.

Daley, Blagojevich, Obama Chain of Command

Daley, Blagojevich, Obama Chain of Command. With controversy surrounding the Illinois Governors office, many have called for Blagojevich’s head. We reviewed the complaint but got bored.at about page six of the 76 page report. Why? It reads like a list of run of the mill everyday things politicians and power mongers do. addthis_url = ‘http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefutonponcho.com%2F2008%2F12%2F16%2Fdaley-blagojevich-obama-chain-of-command%2F’; [...]

I’m voting for the party of Hot Chicks!

As if a website character called Paddy Wallbouncer could even vote… If I were more than just an imaginary creation I would vote for the party of Hot Chicks! Undecided’s unite! When choosing a candidate go to the least common denominator and decide for yourself. Americans: Do you want to be represented by people who [...]

Elliot Spitzer Naked Pictures

All you need to do is see the 1996 movie The People vs. Larry Flynt where Woody Harrelson plays Hustler Magazines Boss Larry Claxton Flynt Jr. and you’ll understand why Larry is probably hands down one of the best examples of a true fit for an all time futonponcho award. Most people know that Larry [...]

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