<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>theFutonPoncho &#187; Humor</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.thefutonponcho.com/category/humor/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.thefutonponcho.com</link>
	<description>All the news that gives us fits to Print</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 22:21:11 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator>
		<item>
		<title>United Airlines Breaks Guitars and Promises. Fly the Friendly Skies.</title>
		<link>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2010/01/19/united-airlines-breaks-guitars-and-promises-fly-the-friendly-skies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2010/01/19/united-airlines-breaks-guitars-and-promises-fly-the-friendly-skies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 15:00:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Music]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thefutonponcho.com/?p=196</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Dave Carrols Taylor Guitar is smashed by United Airlines and they say "Tough Treble Notes Dave." Mr. Taylor Responds here.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Don&#8217;t you just love it when someone calls an Airline on their mishandling of people, let alone their luggage?</p>
<p>&#8220;Musician Dave Carroll  recently had difficulty with United Airlines. United apparently damaged his  treasured Taylor guitar during a flight. Dave spent over 9 months trying to  get United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom  Taylor guitar..  </p>
<p>During his final exchange with the  United Customer Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no  choice other than to create a music video for youtube exposing their lack  of cooperation.  The Manager responded : &#8220;Good luck  with that one, pal&#8221;.  So he posted a retaliatory video on  youtube.  </p>
<p>The video has since received over  7.5 million hits. United Airlines contacted the  musician and attempted settlement in exchange for pulling the video.  Naturally his response was: &#8220;Good  luck with that one, pal&#8221;.</p>
<p><object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5YGc4zOqozo&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5YGc4zOqozo&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object></p>
<script type="text/javascript">
  addthis_url    = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefutonponcho.com%2F2010%2F01%2F19%2Funited-airlines-breaks-guitars-and-promises-fly-the-friendly-skies%2F';
  addthis_title  = 'United+Airlines+Breaks+Guitars+and+Promises.+Fly+the+Friendly+Skies.';
  addthis_pub    = 'Wallbouncer';
</script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" ></script>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2010/01/19/united-airlines-breaks-guitars-and-promises-fly-the-friendly-skies/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Want Some Tarp</title>
		<link>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2009/01/23/i-want-some-tarp/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2009/01/23/i-want-some-tarp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 23:50:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Business]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Economics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thefutonponcho.com/?p=191</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I want some tarp video. If you didn’t already know, Tarp stands for Troubled Assets Relief Program. It was about 750 billion dollars. The Bush administration spent half of it and left the other half for the Obama Administration. It will be interesting to see the results. The song is certainly spot on. We’ll keep [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><!--noadsense--><br />
I want some tarp video. If you didn’t already know, Tarp stands for Troubled Assets Relief Program. It was about 750 billion dollars. The Bush administration spent half of it and left the other half for the Obama Administration. It will be interesting to see the results. The song is certainly spot on.</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yGfQk9XXm24&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yGfQk9XXm24&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>We’ll keep you informed of this and other <a href="http://theFutonPoncho.com" title="entertaining news ">entertaining news</a>.</p>
<p>Have you ever tried RSS? It’s where you add our website headlines to your homepage. Click the RSS icon in the sidebar to add us. We’ve made a video that shows you how. See it <a href="http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/01/03/video-how-to-add-thefutonponcho-rss-to-your-homepage" title="How to RSS Video">here</a></p>
<script type="text/javascript">
  addthis_url    = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefutonponcho.com%2F2009%2F01%2F23%2Fi-want-some-tarp%2F';
  addthis_title  = 'I+Want+Some+Tarp';
  addthis_pub    = 'Wallbouncer';
</script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" ></script>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2009/01/23/i-want-some-tarp/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Canadian Tax dollars at Work</title>
		<link>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/19/canadian-tax-dollars-at-work/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/19/canadian-tax-dollars-at-work/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2008 21:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Canadian Taxes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Spider Behavior]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/19/canadian-tax-dollars-at-work/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Canadian Tax Dollars are spent on studying the behavior of spiders on drugs. Here’s a clip of their recent findings. We’ll keep you informed of this and other entertaining news. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefutonponcho.com%2F2008%2F02%2F19%2Fcanadian-tax-dollars-at-work%2F'; addthis_title = 'Canadian+Tax+dollars+at+Work'; addthis_pub = 'Wallbouncer';]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Canadian Tax Dollars are spent on studying the behavior of spiders on drugs. Here’s a clip of their recent findings. </p>
<p><object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHzdsFiBbFc&#038;rel=0&#038;border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sHzdsFiBbFc&#038;rel=0&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="373"></embed></object></p>
<p><!--adsensestart--></p>
<p>We’ll keep you informed of this and other <a href="http://theFutonPoncho.com" title="entertaining news ">entertaining news</a>.</p>
<script type="text/javascript">
  addthis_url    = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefutonponcho.com%2F2008%2F02%2F19%2Fcanadian-tax-dollars-at-work%2F';
  addthis_title  = 'Canadian+Tax+dollars+at+Work';
  addthis_pub    = 'Wallbouncer';
</script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" ></script>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/19/canadian-tax-dollars-at-work/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Coldblooded Russians</title>
		<link>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/18/russians-are-coldblooded/</link>
		<comments>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/18/russians-are-coldblooded/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paddy Wallbouncer</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Beer Commercials]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cold Blooded]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Falcon Beer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Russians]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/18/russians-are-coldblooded/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a Swedish Falcon Beer commercial depicting Russians having a sashlik barbecue in Siberia. Funny. We’ll keep you informed of this and other entertaining news. addthis_url = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefutonponcho.com%2F2008%2F02%2F18%2Frussians-are-coldblooded%2F'; addthis_title = 'Coldblooded+Russians'; addthis_pub = 'Wallbouncer';]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oyVknt1kuS8&#038;rel=1&#038;border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oyVknt1kuS8&#038;rel=1&#038;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"width="425" height="373"></embed></object><br />
This is a Swedish Falcon Beer commercial depicting Russians having a sashlik barbecue in Siberia. Funny. We’ll keep you informed of this and other <a href="http://theFutonPoncho.com" title="entertaining news ">entertaining news</a>.</p>
<p><!--adsensestart--></p>
<script type="text/javascript">
  addthis_url    = 'http%3A%2F%2Fwww.thefutonponcho.com%2F2008%2F02%2F18%2Frussians-are-coldblooded%2F';
  addthis_title  = 'Coldblooded+Russians';
  addthis_pub    = 'Wallbouncer';
</script><script type="text/javascript" src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/addthis_widget.php?v=12" ></script>
]]></content:encoded>
			<wfw:commentRss>http://www.thefutonponcho.com/2008/02/18/russians-are-coldblooded/feed/</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
