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United Airlines Breaks Guitars and Promises. Fly the Friendly Skies.

Filed under: Entertainment,Humor,Music — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 10:00 am 2010 January 19

Don’t you just love it when someone calls an Airline on their mishandling of people, let alone their luggage?

“Musician Dave Carroll recently had difficulty with United Airlines. United apparently damaged his treasured Taylor guitar during a flight. Dave spent over 9 months trying to get United to pay for damages caused by baggage handlers to his custom Taylor guitar..

During his final exchange with the United Customer Relations Manager, he stated that he was left with no choice other than to create a music video for youtube exposing their lack of cooperation. The Manager responded : “Good luck with that one, pal”. So he posted a retaliatory video on youtube.

The video has since received over 7.5 million hits. United Airlines contacted the musician and attempted settlement in exchange for pulling the video. Naturally his response was: “Good luck with that one, pal”.

Guy Forces Wife to Dress in A Garbage Bag?

Filed under: Bizarre News,Entertainment — Tags: , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 10:18 pm 2008 May 12

Guy forces his wife to dress in a garbage bag for the next three years. Yes, can you believe it? Guy forces wife to dress in a garbage bag (for three friggin’ years!) Then he posts pictures with a background French accented heavy breathing theme music. I can just hear the wailing now..

Deep male voice slowly: sheri, see voo play da la cafe in la chaams eel ezaaay…

She responds deliberately: Garbage Bag…

How do we find these things on the internet?


GuyForcesHisWifeToDressInAGarbageBagForTheNextThreeYears.com

Why not dress her in theFutonPoncho?

We’ll keep you informed of this and other entertaining news.

 

Ritalin and Aderall lead to Harder Drugs

Dennis Hopper True Romance clip scene Sicilian Liars and Truth
Picture Dennis Hopper in the scene from the Quentin Tarantino movie True Romance,” yea, it’s a fact, hey… now I’m quoting history here…”

Wasn’t it a few years back we were all hearing how Marijuana and alcohol use leads to harder drugs? –and by harder drugs it was usually understood

they meant heroin? Er wait, not Alcohol, that just leads to peculiar bumps in the female anatomy and liver disease in both sexes. Maybe the first part explains why it is still legal, but we digress.

The new word on the street is that Attention deficit drugs like Ritalin and Aderall are leading people to experiment with (more…)

Matt Damon Sarah Silverman Jimmy Kimmel Video

Filed under: Celebrities,Entertainment — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 12:22 am 2008 February 2

Good stuff.. Sarah Silverman does her best in this video to explain the situation to Jimmy Kimmel. We’ll keep you informed of this and other entertaining news.

Mistyped often as Mat Damen, Sara Siverman, Jimmy Kimel Kimel, you can use this story as a reference.

Heath Ledger Scam

Heath Ledger was a good actor. The best way to remember him is perhaps for his role as Mel Gibson’s eldest son in The Patriot. He was also nominated for an academy award for his role in the gay cowboy movie Brokeback Mountain. He was only 28 and he died in his apartment a few days ago. Mary Kate Olsen, received a call from one of his employees after she found him dead. The employee, a masseuse, called Olsen three times. So what? It is really no big deal. The media has made an issue out of the fact that the New York Police Department said they are not interested in talking to her.

One might think Heath Ledger sent care packages to Elvis with (more…)

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