Elaine Davidson Guinness Record Most Pierced Woman

Elaine Davidson Guinness Record Most Pierced Woman. This photo is listed as one of the most oft emailed pictures on yahoo recently. The picture was taken in Edinburgh Scotland where Ms. Davidson shows off a few of her five thousand nine hundred and twenty (5920) piercings!
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Guy Forces Wife to Dress in A Garbage Bag?

Guy forces his wife to dress in a garbage bag for the next three years. Yes, can you believe it? Guy forces wife to dress in a garbage bag (for three friggin’ years!) Then he posts pictures with a background French accented heavy breathing theme music. I can just hear the wailing now..
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We Found the Jesus Christ Formula

theFutonPoncho staff have been scurrying in feverish preparation for the events surrounding the Chicago Cubs Home Opener, so please excuse the neglect. We’ll be back sometime next week. In the meantime, we thought it was important to let you know that we’ve discovered the Jesus Christ Formula, and thought you might like it too. Here’s [...]

Ritalin and Aderall lead to Harder Drugs

Picture Dennis Hopper in the scene from the Quentin Tarantino movie True Romance,” yea, it’s a fact, hey… now I’m quoting history here…”
Wasn’t it a few years back we were all hearing how Marijuana and alcohol use leads to harder drugs? –and by harder drugs it was usually understood they meant heroin? Er wait, not [...]

Prison Terms for Eye Exams

theFutonPoncho may be gear to wear when your head is in the air, but it might also be something you put on to shield you from the outrageousness of everyday life in America. Everywhere you turn, laws are being enacted to “protect us” from the outside world. Has anyone thought to take into account how [...]

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