Peta stands for People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. Jenna Jameson is posing for shots in a Peta campaign called: Pleather Yourself. Pleather is apparently plastic leather. So while PETA forwards the ethical treatment of animals they are also furthering global warming. Pleather is made of plastic. Plastic that comes from crude oil production. Yes, that same production that produces green house gas that kills polar bears. Maybe the title of this story should be PETA: Society for the advancement of Polar Bear Death. Thanks Peta.

Now Jena Jameson is quite another matter. Jenna Jameson is well known porn star sometimes referred to as a porntrepenuer. In video and pictures about the shoot she does not wax philosophic about the whole treatment of animals thing, and talks more to the fact that it is another photo shoot. Good for you Jenna! This is the kind of playful ignorance of the real destructive force behind PETA that could earn you theFutonPoncho award.

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We’ve researched the common mistypes for Jenna and this story. The spellings are all correct however you may often find commonly mistyped items like: Plether, Jamieson, Jamason. Jenny Jemeson, Jamison, Jamisen, Jamesen

Yep; Sure enough, It got pulled. A link to an independent source is here.

We think the video was staged Here’s Why:
When the soldier shows the puppy in the beginning it does not seem to be moving. If it was alive in the first view, the way the shot was staged it likely was dropped and traded for a doll, and inserting the yelping sound is easy enough to do.

If it was not a staged video then it is just sick. Weather it was staged or not, it was done in poor judgment and the authors need to be disciplined. They were wearing American uniforms.

Do American soldiers need bad press? The video should not be pulled but a very public sensure should follow to demonstrate to people across the United States and the world that Americans at large find this unaaceptable. Just stupid. No FutonPoncho nominee’s here. Matari, Morati, We’ll keep you informed of this and other no so entertaining news.

The Driver of the sled vehicle; The Great Santini Clausson, blamed the accident on out-of-control reindeer. “When we left the house, they just headed in every direction South.” Claus said, “I always knew something like this could happen.”

Clausson confirmed that recent news leak that all the Reindeer were female. “Male reindeer shed their antlers in the autumn, but the women don’t.” Santini did his best to hide the closely guarded secret, but the cross dressed Vixen exposed herself by squatting a “number one.” Apparently there were some young bucks flying in the area that Santa’s reindeer were oogling at the time of the crash. Claus seemed distracted at their promiscuous nature, often scolding his animals with a hearty Ho-Ho-Ho.

There’s never an upside to a story like this, but Clausson (who regularly has to work on Christmas Eve) explained that most of his stops had already been completed. “We were making our final coal deliveries, but I am sure those deliveries won’t be missed.”

Reindeer Donner and Blitzen were held for questioning.