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Chuck Norris Mike Huckabee Supporter

Filed under: Celebrities,Politics — Tags: , , , , — Paddy Wallbouncer @ 12:25 am 2008 January 29

Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. When the Boogie Man goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris wants you to vote for Mike Huckabee. Looks like Mike Huckabee will be the next president. That is, if we don’t want to be on Chuck Norris’ bad side.

Chuck Norris appeared tonight on Headline News with Glenn Beck where he explained some of his reasons that he found it necessary to endorse Mike Huckabee. He explained that the last time he actively endorsed a President was George Bush (the first) –and that was almost twenty years ago now. Chuck told the world that he is not nearly as tough as those men that are running for president He thought all the candidates really need to be commended for all the stress and constant speeches and questions they have to endure.

What seemed to be the most significant reason Mr. Norris had for his endorsement of Mike Huckabee was the Republican candidate’s stand on taxes. Chuck Norris does not explain platforms, so we found a campaign clip on the internet that might give an idea of Mike Huckabee’s stand:

Chuck said he remembered when he did not have money, found it ridiculous to say a person who earns $75,000 a year is rich. Chuck Norris said that he believes Mike Huckabee is the man who could fix US taxes, and you better believe him. –or else.

We’ll will keep you informed of Chuck Norris and how Mike Huckabee does in his campaign bid so we keep on Chuck Norris’ good side. Check back for this and more entertaining news.

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  • Hope Chuck Norris runs for vice president with Huckabee. Talk about kicking Obama’a butt. . . litterally! ! !

    Comment by John Andersen — 2009 February 26 @ 7:56 pm

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