Tragic Christmas Accident Kills Elderly Woman

Posted on December 25, 2007
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Grandma Adams was killed walking home early Christmas morning. Contrary to initial reports, Grandma -a recovering Alcoholic, had no eggnog prior to the incident

The Driver of the sled vehicle; The Great Santini Clausson, blamed the accident on out-of-control reindeer. “When we left the house, they just headed in every direction South.” Claus said, “I always knew something like this could happen.”

Clausson confirmed that recent news leak that all the Reindeer were female. “Male reindeer shed their antlers in the autumn, but the women don’t.” Santini did his best to hide the closely guarded secret, but the cross dressed Vixen exposed herself by squatting a “number one.” Apparently there were some young bucks flying in the area that Santa’s reindeer were oogling at the time of the crash. Claus seemed distracted at their promiscuous nature, often scolding his animals with a hearty Ho-Ho-Ho.

There’s never an upside to a story like this, but Clausson (who regularly has to work on Christmas Eve) explained that most of his stops had already been completed. “We were making our final coal deliveries, but I am sure those deliveries won’t be missed.”

Reindeer Donner and Blitzen were held for questioning.

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Msense on December 25th, 2007 10:11 am

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